The Latest Football Transfer Rumours

The Boy’s Got Skills – Victor Moses

We have been hearing lots of good things about new Wigan Athletic signing Victor Moses, his tipping for the top and how Spanish giants Real Madrid and Barcelona were supposedly tracking his progress at Crystal Palace.

Yet what can this young talent bring to the Premier League?

The Nigerian born 19yr old made…

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Tottenham Steward Embezzles Cash

Date: 8th February 2010 at 1:10 pm | Filed under: Aston Villa, Premiership, Tottenham | Author: Escapini | Tags: , ,

Tottenham Hotspur’s Customer Services Hotline was pulsating this morning after  a complaint about a Spurs Steward at Saturday’s knive edge draw at White Hart Lane, flooded in.

The complaint storm centres around a man known at this stage only by his www.VillaTalk.com forum moniker of GingerCollins29 .

‘At the full time whistle,…

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Cheat of the Week – Mark Clattenburg

Mark Clattenburg is clearly in the wrong job.

Whilst continuing to serve the Premier League with distinction as a ‘top referee’, Clattenburg could be making a fortune on UK Living as a ghost hunter.

This week Clattenburg witnessed the telekinetic power of Bolton Wanderers’ Kevin Davies that the rest of us missed, for…

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Boozing Buddy Behind Blackburn Bin Death

Date: 8th February 2010 at 10:53 am | Filed under: uncategorised | Author: Escapini | Tags: ,

A moment of drunken horseplay is rumoured to have resulted in the tragic death of a Blackburn Rovers fan on Saturday.

Word is emerging that two men, aged 25 and 30 who were friends, had been drinking prior to the fatality.  The younger man was arrested after what is though to have been a litter…

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This Summer’s Most Wanted – Marouane Chamakh

Date: 8th February 2010 at 10:36 am | Filed under: Arsenal, Bordeaux, European, Ligue 1, Liverpool, Premiership | Author: Ewan Nisbet | Tags: , , , ,

With a host of Premier League clubs swarming around Marouane Chamakh its time to find out a bit more about the Moroccan striker.

Chamakh currently plays for French league side Bordeaux, but he is out of contract in the summer. The two clubs most regularly linked with Chamakh have been Arsenal and…

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Tottenham Midfielder Learning Italian

Date: 8th February 2010 at 9:36 am | Filed under: Premiership, Tottenham | Author: Escapini | Tags: , ,

Word from our man trying to get egg out his tie in the gents wash and brush up at Turnham Green is that a certain Tottenham Hotspur midfield maestro has of late been receiving tapes through the post.

Nothing obscene, more’s the pity, but from Linguaphone.

Jose Mourinho is said to still be a fan whilst the player has…

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Tottenham’s Harry And The Bridesmaids

Date: 7th February 2010 at 4:25 pm | Filed under: Premiership, Tottenham | Author: Escapini | Tags: , , ,

Tottenham Hotspur have gone from Jenga to Kentenga.

Kentenga is a South African word, It means to find oneself without some vital item (such as a wife running away or a roof having blown off a hut).

Jenga, as most will know, is a game whereby the bricks can topple at any moment.

There will be weeping and…

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The John Terry Joke File

 Poor old John Terry. Here’s the cream of the Internet crop with thanks to everyone who contributed and of course to www.sickapedia.com

I told my mate the other day that his new nickname was going to be “John Terry”. He laughed and said, “what  as you wouldn’t leave me alone…

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John Terry, Adolf Hitler, The List Goes On…

Date: 5th February 2010 at 4:06 pm | Filed under: Chelsea, Premiership | Author: Escapini | Tags: ,

I recall the words of one of my old history teachers.

 ‘If you want to write a  book about Hitler, what a rotter he was and how many terrible things he did, then good luck with that.

If you want to write a book about Hitler that actually sells, then you’ll need to…

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Another England Striker Joins Scandal List

Date: 5th February 2010 at 4:00 pm | Filed under: Premiership, Stoke City | Author: Escapini | Tags: , , ,

The footballing world has been rocked to it’s very foundations.

Again. 

In a week where reputations are being blown to pieces quicker than you can say, ‘The Sun has rustled up four more tarts‘,  another reverred household name has been inducted to Soccer’s Hall Of Shame.

Legend Sir Stanley Matthews was formally charged with ‘conduct to the prejudice of good order and…

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Derby and Leeds on trail of Dickov

Leeds United and Derby County are said to be hot on the trail of recently released Leicester forward Paul Dickov according to the Daily Mirror. Veteran striker Dickov is seen as the final piece in Leeds United manager Simon Grayson’s promotion puzzle, whilst Derby are known to be keen on the 37…

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    (No change) Tricky McGeady firmly on Birmingham’s radar
    5/5 | 5 Votes | 25 Pints in total!

    Still in the hunt for more clout upfront, Birmingham have been linked with yet another attacking player according to The Sun. After…

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    (No change) Arsenal weighing up move for Bolivian starlet Galindo
    5/5 | 4 Votes | 20 Pints in total!

    Having already sealed the transfer of Brazilian starlet Wellington, Arsenal have jumped to the head of the queue to sign Bolivia's…

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    (Up) Fall from grace: Chelsea’s Winston Bogarde
    5/5 | 2 Votes | 10 Pints in total!

    The thing that makes Winston Bogarde such a footballing legend is that despite his CV boasting the likes of FC Barcelona…

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    (Up) Man City eyeing up move for Ansaldi
    5/5 | 2 Votes | 10 Pints in total!

    After continuous rumours linking him with a move to Eastlands, it has now been confirmed that Man City are in fact…

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    (Up) Who would you buy if you were Carlo Ancelotti?
    5/5 | 2 Votes | 10 Pints in total!

    I've got to admit that I have a certain fondness for the cherub faced Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti. He seems to…


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