Tottenham Midfielder Learning Italian
Word from our man trying to get egg out his tie in the gents wash and brush up at Turnham Green is that a certain Tottenham Hotspur midfield maestro has of late been receiving tapes through the post.
Nothing obscene, more’s the pity, but from Linguaphone.
Jose Mourinho is said to still be a fan whilst the player has become increasingly aware that the White Hart Lane faithfull have just about had enough.
Infuriating lateral passes, falling over and practising the dark art of making himself invisible have all added up to heartfelt groans when his name is being announced in starting line ups.
Jermaine Jenas is 26.
Should this transfer rumour Fly or Die?
Refresh this transfer rumour!
Escapini, LOL! Point taken! Got a little carried away (removing bug from ze a**)! Craig, mate, no offense!
i am a cab driver and i will with pleasure drive him to the airport for nothing.
the sooner this fraud is out the country we can all ralax and no longer have to watch him doing nothing.
Unfortunately, Jose is a very smart manager, so the likehood of this rumour flying is close to zero…
Surely it would be better for us to sell him to an English PL team, so he can mess up their midfield.
I doubt this ‘midfielder’ will catch Mourihno’s eye…he isn’t an all-rounder, something Jose wants in all his players..they should be able to defend and attack – this one only knows attack (and defence as a lame after-thought)
Jermaine Jenas is 27 in a week and 2days.
@n17ment
Best warn Clintons to get on that Replen buzz.