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Jose All Set To Snatch His Chosen Ones From City, Chelsea, Anderlecht & Bayern

Mourinho to be Drog dealer?

Jose Mourinho is evidently not content with the capture of Mesut Ozil alone, and would love nothing more than to knock Barcelona off their perch, thus completing a hat trick of title wins in each of Europe’s “top three” leagues.

To add Real Madrid to the honours achieved with Chelsea and Inter Milan would be a gold standard distinction for the self appointed “Special One”, and now the …

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Meet The Football Agent …#1 Willie McKay

"8mil for Boumsong you say?"

“Finally, I have been fully vindicated and cleared,” a relieved Willie McKay told the press after the City Of London Police confirmed that the seedy football agent would face no further questioning over alleged corruption in football.

McKay was investigated as part of Lord Stevenson’s inquiry into corruption allegations that had followed in the wake of the BBC’s infamous Panorama programme. The BBC scrutinized several football clubs …

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West Ham Chase Former Man Utd Star

The gift that keeps on giving, namely this season’s owners at Upton Park, have been at it again.You can almost picture David Sullivan sat in his threadbare office at The Boleyn.

With his Panatella knocking out only marginally less heat than his electric fan heater, mental military style coat on, fully buttoned up, our hero is sipping champagne out of a polystyrene cup.

Strewn across his desk an eye watering plethora …

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Face I’d Like to Smack – Gary Neville

Date: 3rd December 2009 at 6:30 pm | Filed under: Face I'd Like to Smack,Juke Box,Manchester United,Premiership | Author: Gawthaman Gobinath | Tags: , ,

nevilleGary Neville is one of the most successful English players of all time; he has won 8 league titles, 3 FA Cups and 2 European Cups. He also has 85 full international caps to his name and has shown loyalty to his club by staying with Manchester United for the duration of his career. He should really be a national hero but he just isn’t. He is one of …

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Face I’d Like To Smack: Craig Bellamy

Craig Bellamy is a 2 Handicap

Craig Bellamy is a 2 Handicap

Craig Bellamy is one of the best players Wales have produced in their history, an almost deadly striker who possesses great pace but has a personality most disagreeable. Over his career run-ins with Bellamy have become part of the deal when in the vicinity with the Welsh virtuoso, so much so, I wonder who would even want to share a dressing …

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Face I’d like to smack: Pascal Chimbonda

ChimbondaPascal Chimbonda is a relatively insignificant player in the Premier League. The French defender made his way into the Premiership after joining the newly promoted Wigan Athletic and since then Chimbonda has represented a number of clubs in and around mid-table obscurity. On the surface it looks like quiet progress and that there should be no reason whatsoever for someone to take a disliking to him, yet for some reason, Pascal Chimbonda …

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Face I’d Like to Smack: Pepe of Real Madrid

Date: 19th November 2009 at 11:36 am | Filed under: Face I'd Like to Smack,Real Madrid | Author: Mark Greenwood | Tags: , ,

pepeIn theory Real Madrid defender Pepe shouldn’t be a hateable player – he’s one of those players who’s shown dedication in training to the point that he will play anywhere that his manager asks him to. He’s worked his way up the ranks of teams in Europe after bravely leaving Brazil as a teenager and made his name, now proving a defender for one of the top teams in the world and …

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Face I Would Like To SMACK: Joey Barton

Barton: CowardJoey Barton gets the fist of fury this week, with video evidence suggesting that there really isn’t anyone more deserving of a good old cheek-slapping. Can you think of anyone worse than this particle of pond-life?

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Face I’d Like to SMACK: Materazzi

Date: 10th October 2009 at 12:45 pm | Filed under: Face I'd Like to Smack,Inter Milan,Serie A,uncategorised | Author: Eddies Football Blog | Tags:

Materazzi: Head-butts welcome

Materazzi: Head-butts welcome: So far we have had, Chelsea’s Drogbar, Arsenal’s Arshaving (although it seems most people like him), Diouf of Balckburn (it seems most people don’t like him), Manchester City’s Bellamy and now it is the turn of Italian International Materazzi. Manchester United, Liverpool and Tottenham have all been let off the hook so far…. Who gets your vote?

It’s pretty well established that Marco Materazzi is an irritant. When …

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Face I would like to SMACK: Diouf

Big Sam might like him but do you: Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester united, Manchester city, Everton, Tottenham, Blackburn, Bolton Fans what is your verdict?

Before I get started on ‘Mr. Hack Up A Greenie And Spit It At A Fan’, I would like to introduce the wonderfully accurate ‘Lee Bowyer Smackablomator’, which will be used from now on in this series to grade a player’s smackability out …

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