Are you the Wigan fan that they’re after? Cos we is a hirin’.This is the card in the newsagent’s window. This is the Wonka Bar you’ve been waiting for.
As part of the vertible kaleidoscope of Wigan footballing fun and hi jinkery in general we’re looking for match reporters. You might be a season ticket holder, you might be some grotesque and obese couch bound sloth living in a high rised flat on Coco Pops and chip sandwiches but have …
Are you the Hull City fan that they’re after? Cos we is a hirin’.This is the card in the newsagent’s window. This is the Wonka Bar you’ve been waiting for.
As part of the vertible kaleidoscope of Hull City footballing fun and hi jinkery in general we’re looking for match reporters. You might be a season ticket holder, you might be some grotesque and obese couch bound sloth living in a high rised flat on Coco Pops and chip sandwiches but have …
The Premiership match between Everton and Hull City at Goodison Park saw a total of six goals scored but none of them was scored by a striker. Yakubu and Vennegoor of Hesselink would have been among the top contenders to score but, for different reasons, did not have the impact they would have hoped for.
The two players could quite easily have had people talking about their names instead: Yakubu, known …
You arrive from LA Galaxy, you go to Everton on loan, it is your first month at the club and you finish your first month as the club’s player of the month. Not bad is it? That is what Landon Donovan experienced in January when he arrived on loan from the States.
In Donovan’s short start at Everton so far he has made quite an impact on the fans and manager David Moyes …
Are you the Everton fan that they’re after? Cos we is a hirin’.This is the card in the newsagent’s window. This is the Wonka Bar you’ve been waiting for.
As part of the vertible kaleidoscope of Everton footballing fun and hi jinkery in general we’re looking for match reporters. You might be a season ticket holder, you might be some grotesque and obese couch bound sloth living in a high rised flat on Coco Pops and chip sandwiches but have 327 …
It must be tough at the top. Everton or Manchester United? This week’s prize for outstand Titling Tomfoolery goes to Tom, Dick and Harry at Sky Sports News. ManchesterUnited or Everton?
Just remember budding sportscasters, whilst much of your day is spent focused on beer and skittles it also helps if you can tell the difference between your Phil’s and your Gary’s. Everton or Manchester…. oh I give up.
As Jack Rodwell fever reaches palpable levels of hysteria on Merseyside, let’s take this opportunity to see if the man himself lives up to his name and take a little look a who he’s roddy well been rodding well lately (I know where my coat is thanks)
According to some trashy unverifiable internet sources, his current – or former – squeeze may (or may not) be former Hollyoaks babe Melissa Reeves. Who …
So this Jack Rodwell fella then? He any good? Well, yes, he’s cracking as it happens. As another young Evertonian teenager becomes the talk of the blogosphere, what do we know about this hot young prospect?
Other than the fact he’s got a great name for a porn star.
A prodigious Everton talent, Rodwell made his Under-18 debut for the Toffees when he was just 14 and was in the Reserves but a year later. He became the youngest player to play for Everton in Europe a year after that and – continuing his convenient yearly progression – had made his Premier League debut by the time he was 17, coming on in the final game of the 2007/08 season.
He was captain of the England Under-16 side that won the victory shield against Scotland and gained the prestigious honor of grabbing the first winning goal at the new Wembley Stadium by scoring the only goal against Spain at the same level, presumably watched by an adoring crowd of youth football anoraks, family members, cleaners and the industrial wasteland Wombles of the Wembley area.
After scoring his first senior goal in the 3-1 FA Cup win over Aston Villa and being touted as the next big thing on Football Manager, Rodwell came to the attention of the casual observer after an impressive performance in the FA Semi Final victory over Manchester United.
He appeared for the England Under-21’s at last summers European Championships, scoring against ‘ze Germans’ and earning all round praise for his all round performance.
At the beginning of this season the youtube massive joined the fan club after he scored two long range belter’s in a 4-1 Europa super doper disco fairy lights League ™ win over obscure and possibly fictional Czech side SK Sigma Olomouc. And to cap off his meteoric rise he shot straight into the A list of “the new next big things” by scoring the crowning goal in the 3-1 defeat of Man Utd last Saturday.
A rambunctious defensive midfielder, Rodwell is possibly the brightest English talent not to hold down a regular starting spot right now and should a move be forthcoming in the future, he’d likely cost upwards of £15m.
A powerful lad with a mean right foot and an eye for a pass (which to be honest, is something all footballers should have at least some grasp of anyway) he’s certain to add to reputation – as well as his 38 Premier League appearances – this season under the cautious tutelage of the man who brought through Wayne Rooney.
Being a defensive midfielder there’s less opportunity – or ability – to make a sparkling trick filled youtube video to the soundtrack of “Remember the name”, so you’ll just have to make do with this one and my undeniably reliable word. The boy got skills…Trust me.
Everton and their manager David Moyes will be Arsenal’s and Chelsea’s best friends, temporarily at least.
They beat Manchester United with a hard-working and thorough performance. Those wearing blue will be very proud of the result, and here is how each individual performed to help the Toffees to a 3-1 victory:
Goalkeeper: Tim Howard- distribution of the ball was good, but in truth he did not have to make many saves.
Right-back: Phil Neville- …
When Manchester United signed Gabriel Obertan, it was on the back of waving goodbye to Cristiano Ronaldo. He did not come with much expectation because he was largely unheard of; therefore statements such as “the new Ronaldo” did not come in to play.
The Frenchman, who can play as a striker if required, is primarily a winger as he demonstrates with great potential due to his searing speed. He is clearly a …
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