dont want ta say: messi to chelsea

DKD: Arsenal have made david villa their top transfer target following speculation that fabregas is leaving for the nou camp.also they plan to add iniesta as apart swoop-in-deal for fabregas and eboue.

David: Ipswich are holding talks with Tresor kandol over a loan move for the rest of the season. The international striker was seen at Portman Road agreeing terms today. This transfer would also inculde a buy clause of £3 million.

joee: Celtic to sign, defender ramis form mallorca, another defender, probaly st.ledger. robert koren is a maybe but not top of tony's list, Morten gamst pedersen is a DEFINATE IF he doesent sign a new contract befor close of wondow. and finally a striker to come in, This will be relitiveley big money for celtic 6-8 million, left back already on his way dont know what his identity is? only one will go out the door.

rappa77: Chrissy Houghton has been approached by Messi to sign for the geordie striped bongos, unfortunately fat Mikes wage cap scuppered the deal in favor of a mid 30k crowd, thus securing the sustainability of enough post match puka pies for Mike and Derek. It is now alleged that a disturbed agent operating on behalf of Messi has now prompted Chris to look at more realistic targets, such as the famous shot stopper Andy Robinson. Andy who was on the verge of securing a final pay day at the lindesfarne is now said to finalise a deal on completion of his medical at Wansbeck's Hospitals hip replacement ward.

paul cav: how about selling harry redknapp to portsmouth as he likes there players go back to manage them

rob: Benitez is leaving, he has received a great offer in a fancy Italian restaurant in Torino as a waiter.

mark: Bristol city are after peter halmosi

ashley kington: Bristol City are going to sign Alexei Eremenko for £700,000 from Metalist Kharkiv after impressing in pre season and will come straight into the squad for the weekends game vs preston.

Mike Ashley: We have just signed a deal to bring in Jose Mourinho as our manager with Chris Houghton moving down to head coach. With his arrival we hope Ibrahimovich, Iniesta and F. Totti should be arriving over the next few days.

lord of sanity: Adzi: Villa to swap Ashley Young for Chimbonda, Bentley, Jenas, Boateng, Huddlestone, Dervette and Dos Santos plus £5m You might find that chimbo is at blackburn and boateng is at pompey. Go back to school and actualy get your facts straight before you post. Muppet

talliman: United are on the verge of banckruptcy but luckily Al Queado is interested and can save them from going under.

Charles: Zola is coming out of retirement, his magic will lift West Ham to a higher level and they will not need to spend money which they do not have on any new players.

Blue Toffe: Everton will pounce to loan Three players one being Maxi Rodriguez, and Two others one heavily expected is to be Steven Defour

Lombo: Torres being sold in jan 2010 to Arsenal. He wants to play with Cesc

eddieloco: two spanish scouts and one from portugal have been watching leeds united.who are they looking at ?????

john: i Have Heard a rumer that Harry redknapp is interested in signing chris samba or Matty upson or anton ferdinand as hes short 4 defenders allthough we have dawson,huddlestone,and nuaghton that can all play centre back (YOU Heard it he 1st ) COYS

Jaz: Real Madrid gonna continue spending with a 200M bid for Messi from Barca, with 1M a week wages. NO LIE.

rob: spurs are close to signing ronaldino on loan

The Gob On Legs: Isn't Ever Banega the refrain used at the end of a good old Cockney Knees up?.. Let's all go down the Strand, Ever Banega... Man Utd to sign Simon Kjaer of Palermo and Liverpool or Arsenal to sign Luca Toni on loan from Bayern Munich.

Chevre Chaude: I've heard from a friend who works at the Nou Camp that Arsenal have agreed a deal of Clichy, Eboue and 40 million euros for Lionel Messi.

Jaz: This isn't me joking, Liverpool get new arab owners 25M Silva, 40M Villa, 20M Lavezzi

Johnno: Rio ferdinand to the Bash Street kids as Plugs stand in.

Divesy Gooner: VDV to the Home of good football

MaNUmAd: Man Utd are close to agreeing deals to sign Patrick Viera and Luka Modric