Giuseppe Rossi

Despite having a shocking injury record, it is well known in the footballing world that Rossi brings goals and if kept fit, he would be a fantastic signing for Everton.

The Goodison Park faithful saw Romelu Lukaku leave their club this summer but if they can snare Rossi on a free to compliment Wayne Rooney and Sandro Ramirez, our landlord believes they will have more than enough goals to replace the big Belgian.