Siem De Jong

Whether it be a punctured lung or a poke in the eye (yes, seriously), De Jong has been chronically injured since his 2014 switch from Ajax.
Joel McHale’s doppelgänger (have a look it’s uncanny) has certainly been unfortunate and unlike the others on this list, has shown promise when playing despite having only notched once in his Newcastle career.
A move back to Holland seems likely, as Newcastle will search for consistency this summer for what is set to be a long and difficult season coming.
