Jonathan Ellis

Posts By Jonathan Ellis

• Arsenal

  World Cup Cuties – Spain’s Estibaliz Pereira

  The Spanish are lucky aren’t they? Their national team are European Champions – boasting a plethora of enviable talent – they live...

• Premier League

  Have Paint Bikini, Will WAG

  Some wise old man, whose name I forget, once said ‘a man falls in love with his eyes, a woman with her...

• Arsenal

  No#1 Football Fan – Nuria Bermúdez

  If we needed another reason to have one last shot at football stardom then Nuria Bermúdez is that reason. The infamous Spanish...

• Everton

  Everton’s Top 5 Worst Signings. Ever.

  You know that giddy Christmas Eve excitement you felt (still feel) as a nipper? It’s that same sensation you can recapture when...

• Arsenal

  At Last A WAG Worth Staying Home For!

  Mikel Arteta may have recently missed out on Spain’s provisional World Cup squad, but what better consolation than to spend some extra...

• Aston Villa

  Is That Europa Cup Thing Really Worth The Bother?

  Often derided as the uglier and less significant sibling to the Champions League, the Europa League (formally of ‘UEFA Cup’ fame) is...

• Everton

  Everton Duo Set To Be Snapped Up

  Wild, uncontrollable, kiss-me-quick panic as bloodthirsty sharks circle the waters of the River Mersey. But wait before you frantically flick through your...

• Chelsea

  Mancini For The Chop

  With Tottenham now basking in the warm glow of the utopian ‘Promised Land’ that is fourth spot, and with the post-match hyperbolic...