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title: "Bookie Swindler Morris’ Tweets Of The Week"
canonical: "https://www.footballtransfertavern.com/bookie-swindler-morris-tweets-of-the-week/"
type: "post"
language: "en-GB"
author: "Craig Morris"
section: "Premier League"
published: "2010-09-25T19:26:29Z"
modified: "2013-01-21T10:11:27Z"
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# Bookie Swindler Morris’ Tweets Of The Week

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/laughing-150x150.jpg)Here are some of the strangest and daftest tweets from the world of football this week.

SIMONBIRDMIRROR – ***Sol Campbell can play until he is forty, according to his manager Chris Hughton.***

Play what? Tiddlywinks?

JACQUIOATLEY- ***Went to bed listening to football and dreamt that Matthew Etherington and Rory Delap made sausages/gravy for Arsenal players. Can’t explain.***

Neither can I.

JACQUIOATLEY – ***Also dreamt that Mick McCarthy was Stoke manager. Weirdness all round…***

The most mundane dream ever?

JACQUIOATLEY – ***Derby County goalkeeper criticised for sex doll art.***

I should think so.

JACQUIOATLEY – ***Good luck @[markpougatch](https://twitter.com/markpougatch) in Scunny press box. Did play-off there, came away with Peter Slater & Craig Hignett’s faces imprinted on my cheeks!***

Filthy.

DANWALKERBBC – ***Just been asked for an autograph outside the Ajax Arena. Only problem… bloke thought I was Dutch pop star! Fail.***

Dan Walker, journalist by day, Dutch crooner by night.

RIOFERDY5 – ***Looking to train 2day to be in contention 2mo. Holding u down by jazmine is my song for the day! Lauryn hill vibe.***

Rio goes all Jools Holland.

MARCOTTI – ***Massimo Moratti on Mourinho: He feels like the wife whose husband sleeps with other women but still loves him. Can’t face the break up, so he escapes through the window.***

What???

MARCOTTI – ***Buffon on Moreno: 6 Kilo’s of heroin? Not surprised, he probably was on drugs when he reffed us in 2002 as well.***

Gianluigi Buffon isn’t a fan of Byron Moreno’s refereeing abilities.

NICKYBUTT – ***Happy Birthday Fat Ronaldo.***

The ex United man sends out backhanded birthday wishes to the Brazilian.

Jacqui Oatley is a tweeting superstar, the stuff she comes out with. My favourite is Nicky Butt’s though, so simple, yet hilarious.

*Follow me on Twitter – **http://twitter.com/CraigMorris21***