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title: "Ferdinand’s Call to Terry The Full Conversation"
canonical: "https://www.footballtransfertavern.com/ferdinands-call-to-terry-the-full-conversation/"
type: "post"
language: "en-GB"
author: "Peter Turner"
section: "Chelsea Football Club"
published: "2011-03-25T11:49:32Z"
modified: "2011-03-25T11:49:35Z"
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# Ferdinand’s Call to Terry The Full Conversation

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**RF**:Alright.

**JT**:Alright. Who’s this?

**RF**: It’s Rio….

**JT**:Rio who?

**FR**:Rio Ferdinand…you know….the bloke who used to be the England captain.

**JT**:Alright. You Anton’s brother?

**RF**:Yeah…listen, I’m just ringing to tell you, no hard feelings bruv…

**JT**:No worries son. About what?

**RF**:About me not being the England captain anymore.

**JT**:What are you talkin’ about mate?

**RF**:Well, you know how you used to be the England captain…

**JT**:Alright.

**RF**:And then, you know we all went to Africa yeah?

**JT**:Alright.

**RF**:And you wasn’t the captain no more, yeah?

**JT**:Yeah….so was you captain, yeah?

**RF**:Yeah, I was.

**JT**:Wicked. I thought that Scouse geezer was. You know, the one who who looks like Shrek.

**RF**:What Wazza?

**JT**:Is that his name…I thought it was that Jamie…

**RF**:Whatever bruv, listen…I was the England captain while you wasn’t, and now I’m not the England captain again…

**JT**:What you ringing me for then? I ain’t even met your missus. Her name ain’t Sheila is it?

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**RF**:No you haven’t bruv…

**JT**:I’m convinced I haven’t mate.

**RF**:No you haven’t, but this other thing was was all over Twitter.

**JT**: What’s Twitter?

**RF**: Twitter man, it’s like Facebook, only you don’t have any photos and you can’t say very much…

**JT**: Can’t you like just chuck ’em a pony and say more?

**RF**:No bruv, it’s supposed to help you connect with the wider world and express yourself on a minute by minute basis.

**JT**:Alright. So I wasn’t the England captain on Twitter then?

**RF**: No, I was!

**JT**:I thought I was the England captain? Do England play in blue?

**RF**:No bruv…

**JT**:Do they have loads of foreigners playing for them?

**RF**:No bruv….

**JT**:Well who am I thinking of?

**RF**:Chelsea bruv…

**JT**:Leave it out geeze.

**RF**:No bruv, you play for Chelsea right? You’re their captain innit…

**JT**:Yeah I know, I ain’t fik.

Dial tone as Rio hangs up……