David Moyes must not know what has hit him since taking charge of Manchester United.
The Scot was used to working on a shoestring budget during his eleven-year spell at Goodison Park, and now finds himself in charge of one of the richest and most powerful clubs in the world, where seemingly no player is unattainable.
The Wayne Rooney saga appears to be occupying most of the gossip columns at present, but looking a little deeper it is clear to see the usual tripe regarding potential incomings at Old Trafford has proved apparent once more.
The fact no key signings have as of yet arrived has drawn slight concern amongst United fans, desperate to see their side retain their Premier League crown next season.
Whilst noisy neighbours Manchester City have been busy bringing in close to £70 million worth of new talent, Moyes is yet to get off the mark in terms of unveiling a marquee signing, despite the arrival of Wilfried Zaha from Crystal Palace.
The constant rumours will not have helped the slight unease at Old Trafford, but with plenty of time remaining, it is hardly panic stations.
United are used to seeing their club linked with every player under the sun, and this summer has been no different.
Here we have identified the 5 most absurd Manchester United transfer rumours this summer.