The Manchester City machine trundles on through the night, despite the lack of Champions League football.
Enquiries have been made with a view to replacing the nutter with the putter aka Craig Bellamy.
The name in the frame is none other than the King Og The Beach Balls, Sir Darren Bent.
Notionally a failure at Tottenham despite his goal scoring record, the jewel in the Mackem crown could, if this goes anywhere, find himself considerably closer to boarding that plane to South Africa than his erstwhile Lilywhite team mate, Jerman Defoe.
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