You couldn’t make it up. Most footballers go off the rails in relatively conventional ways. But no chasing loose women and abusing alcohol for our boy Bendtner.
No, this clown has been battling demons by poncing pizza and getting arrested on suspicion of keying/or similar a car.
‘PizzaGate’ occured in Copenhagen and was caught on film HERE when our hero ordered food and then told staff, ‘Don’t you know who I am?!’ as his card was declined. The flop striker managed to get two female customers to cover his bill and spare his blushes.
The criminal damage occurred in a Newcastle side street. Bendtner and his team mate Cattermole were arrested and quizzed by cops in relation to damage sustained by at least three vehicles.
“Police can confirm that on Thursday, December 15, two men aged 23 were arrested on suspicion of criminal damage.
“If follows an investigation in to damage caused to cars on Stowell Street in Newcastle city centre, which happened at about 10pm on Tuesday, December 6.”