Time is a healer. So is Savlon. But there can be few things on this planet that would have the soothing effect on a man’s woes quite like Kim Kardashian. This girl is hot, hot, hot, hot. The media darlings, both 29, met barely a month ago and are said to have been texting each other’s socks off. Ah, young love in the 21st century, you just can’t whack it.
Wayne shot to fame recently after his ex was knocked up by John Terry who lost his captaincy of England over the scandal. Bridge who was always only on the fringe of the England squad wandered around in a huff for a bit before declaring he wouldn’t play for England in this year’s World Cup.
Kim is a USA reality TV star with some sensational assets and lots of money to boot. Oh yes, we understand that there is a rather steamy sex tape of Kim doing the rounds – for those of you into that sort of thing.
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