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Can You Identify This Premiership Porn Star?

A Manchester United star has been moonlighting as a porn extra!

That is according to the Daily Star this week, who quote the ‘United We Stand’ fanzine that a “trusted contact” revealed some of the details of the story.

According to the article, the “household name” and “senior international” would stand in the background of the shot in disguise, usually wearing a moustache to cover his face.

The player in question apparently got chatting to an internationally recognised star of the adult entertainment business and said that he had always wondered what the atmosphere on a porn set is like.

He was offered the chance to go along, and even to partake (which he declined) and the player ended up appearing as an extra in several more films.

Who could it be?

My initial thought was Ashley Young. He has been caught ‘roasting’ girls on video camera before and it’s definitely something I could imagine him doing. However the article says that the appearances were a few years ago, and we can only assume that the player in still at Old Trafford. I know what you’re all thinking now…

Yes, perhaps it was Rio, but lets just run through some other nominees to give him the benefit of the doubt.

We all know what Giggsy is like these days, post-revelations about his extra-marital affairs. Although, I’m not sure a moustache would disguise Giggs and someone who watched the movies in question is bound to recognise him.

Rooney is another one who you could see doing something like this, but again you’d have to think such a renowned player would be recognised.

There aren’t many others I can think of. Berba is way too cool to do it. The Nevilles were way to well-behaved to do it.

Anyone else got any suggestions? Or better still, knows who it is?


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