This in then from our roving Chelsea reporter in the time expired Hush Puppies and the Next To Nothing trousers. Walking back towards the Durrell Arms public house, our man spots Mr. John Terry is spotted driving up the Fulham Road in his Range Rover.
The Chelsea Supremo, instead of just driving past and ignoring it, pulls his car up to a halt, winds down his electric windows and starts trading four letter word insults with all an sundry, sticks a one fingered salute and finally shouts, ‘ You’re All W*nkers!!!” before roaring off like a boy racer.
John, your performance against Egypt was good.
Your goal today was great. Shouting at people in the street isn’t.
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