The Tottenham Hotspur fans in for an early morning fry up have been complaining to our Landlord about their pesky rivals.
As ever, he has little time for their whining, having seen it all before.
A rivalry with flames that need little fanning, the Blues appear to have pipped their capital counterparts to the signing of Marseille forward Michy Batshuayi.
While Palace recently agreed a fee with Les Phocéens, the Stamford Bridge giants are thought to have swooped in with ruthless efficiency, with the 22-year old likely to be given special permission to leave Belgium’s EURO 2016 squad to complete his move.
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