There is one way to get one over on your rival team off the field. Sleep with someones sister!! As shown by none other than our favourite Portuguese grease-ball Ronaldo. When Ronaldo was pictured with Luana Belletti, sister of Chelsea’s Juliano, many believed it was part of a revenge plot against the Chelsea team.
After googling her name and realising that she is also ridiculously good-looking then it became clear that that was not the case.
While many people cringe at the thought of sleeping with the World’s best footballer, there are millions across the World who would pay considerable amounts of money to do so. Luana can add herself to a list that reportedly already consists of the likes of Paris Hilton. Not sure if she would quite like to be associated with the Hilton Barbie doll but with a footballer, usually comes baggage. While Juliano is probably on the end of endless jokes from his Chelsea team-mates, Ronaldo is getting himself in to one of the finest Brazilian imports to the Italian shores.
With Ronaldo being linked with a new girl every month, it is unclear what exactly their relationship, if that is the right word, consisted of. Ah, to be young. Even more so, ah to be young, rich, the worlds best footballer and good-looking. In the short, ah, to be Cristiano Ronaldo.
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