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England Fan X Factor

Sorry, No Sweaties!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. To quote the bard, ‘Summer’s here and the time is right for dancing in the street, down to Poundworld* (*There are other cheapo retailers out there) and investing in a fiver’s worth of top end tat with which to deck out your car, you house and even your Uncle Knobhead who’s passed out after two brown ales too many.

Wayne Rooney will be watching his temper, Joe Cole will be checking his Bwackbewwy to see if his agent has rung, Lennon will be frantically looking for an adapter for his clippers and Stevie G will be adjusting his armband.

But here at the Tavern, we want to know about you! Face paints? Wigs? Show us what you’re doing!

What we are looking for are your photos – perhaps even YouTube video of your efforts for England. So send us a snap of your majestic residence, a symphony of St George’s flags, bunting and beer cans. Show us your pants. We won’t descriminate, now matter how appalling your contribution.

Perhaps you’re rocking some ink? Is Terry Butcher still dripping claret down your calf? Have you got Alan Shearer ironically over your elbow? Or perhaps something discreet, but still butch – like a bulldog on your bum? Every damn phone this side of the last war (Germany 1- England 5) has a camera on it so there are no excuses.

There will be a  magnificent prize and of course a Winners Gallery displayed on this multi million hitting website plus be blasted across the Twittersphere at a speed faster than light itself.

MAIL YOUR ENTRIES TO escapini@footballtransfertavern.com

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