This then from today’s Current Bun. CLICKY At first glance it’s a straightforward snap of the Chelsea full back and another sorry example of how not to negotiate your way back into the heart of a woman you have betrayed.
It’s being suggested that Cole initially sent his distraught wife a text asking that they sort out their domestic dilemmas after the World Cup was over. This ploy didn’t work, so the brains of the operation tried an entirely new and far more cunning plan. Namely, asking her the exact same question to her face. Even General Haig himself would have applauded his insanity.
But my concerns aren’t with the luuuurve strategy employed by Ashely, I think we’ve all established he’s not the brightest guy in the world, rather my beef’s with his driving.
The Sun are claiming that this picture was taken yesterday. Cole certainly looks as cheerful as one might suspect he does right now. But how less happy will his insurers and others be to see him driving not only with a broken leg, but without his seat belt on?Like what the TT have on offer? Sign up for more notifications!
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