Never a truer line spoken. Unfortunately for Ashley Cole, there are only so many women his wife is prepared to forgive him for sleeping with.
As divorce proceedings begin it appears Cheryl Cole is about to give up her WAG title. In the search for a new footballer husband for Cheryl, see below my top five (seven..) suggestions.
John Terry – Had to include him didn’t we..? As loyal a team mate as they come, Terry will be quick to console Cheryl on her marriage break up. If he can pull this off though..Team Terry t-shirts at the ready.
David Beckham – Known for his preference for the pop star wife, Beckham may now be willing to trade for a younger model.
Ade Akinbiyi – His efforts in football have got to reap some kind of reward surely? Cheryl Cole would more than make up for his troubles.
Carlos Tevez – Conversations at the dinner table pretty much non-existent.
Carlton Cole – Joe Cole– Andy Cole – In the interests of convenience..
Any more suggestions are welcome.
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