The Canning Town Gruesome Twosome, today took time out from flogging crotchless panties, undermining their staff and inundating their prospective new manager(s) with text messages to enter the ‘race’ to sign overpaid Chelsea bench warmer, Joe Cole.
‘Obviously, West Am are delighted to associate themselves with this transfer rumour,’ Club insider Div Tevlin told us today. ‘We felt that the association with the Van Nistleroy rumour was good, but felt this one would take us to a different level.’
‘We are an indigenous British club, We use the term indigenous to describe those bubble blowers whose ancestors were the earliest bubble blowers after the last great Ice Age which have been complemented by the historic migrations from the Central Line.’
‘Joe Cole, a key fringe player in this England’s World Cup campaign would be a perfect name for us to seek to associate ourselves with and this tactic of association opposed to actually purchasing players fits in perfectly with our financial strategy.’
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