Some footballers seem to be unable to live ordinary lives with any degree of ease.
Whereas you an I can only dream of what we might do if we were to earn a fraction of the monies they do and think of houses, holidays and tellys as big as a supporting wall can cope with, their primary concern appears to be hookers, prostitutes and all manner of fleshy delights.
Here then is a tribute to those men who shook off the shackles of humdrummary and smirked in the face of the flamin’ mundane. Rooney, Allinson, Bosnich and Ribery here’s to you and to having to occasionally pay for it.
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