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Freddy Adu’s JoJo Mojo

Whether you listen to JoJo’s music or browse her photo gallery the outcome is inevitably the same. You’ll find yourself in front of a mirror for some time contemplating your self-decency.

Fortunately, the older she gets the more this alleviates the problems of pleasingly browsing a selection of her snaps. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said of her music.

So, in the interest of everyone and their sanity and their mirrors, we’ve decided not to loop JoJo’s interbred re-concoction of Toto’s ‘Africa’, or any of her other wondrous additions to the modern musical catalogue, to this article.

Instead, via the tedious link that she dated American underachiever Freddy Adu in 2005 – who, incase your interested, failed to make the States’ team for South Africa and is now playing for Greek minnows Aris Thessaliniki – we have simply provided the above mentioned photo slideshow for your guilt-free viewing.

For anyone still concerned, we can confirm that she is now indeed 19 years of age. For anyone still concerned about the proliferation of her music, we can also painfully confirm that a new album is on the way.

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