Now… suspend your disbelief and read on…
“We’re trying to assemble a more prolific strike force at West Ham and I’d love to have [Thierry] Henry here,” Sullivan told The Sun. “Our club is in debt but a striker of his quality and standing would make it a great deal. Henry is still up there with the best.
“I’ve made an offer which would make him the highest-paid player in the club’s history.
“And it’s a serious offer because Henry could walk into almost any Premier League side’.
The former Arsenal man has been linked with a Hollywood move to the MLS, but it is inconceivable he would miss out on the opportunity to play in a season long relegation battle in one of the most scrofulous parts of the country under the auspices of a sex line Baron and a crotchless knicker salesman.
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