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Is This Better Than Prozac?

This is becoming rather tricky. The only way you can parody someone or something is by being left some scope to exaggerate, to mock, to imitate. West Ham are rapidly running away with the ball.

Wembly Stadium.

Van Nostrilboy.

Joe Cole.

Now… suspend your disbelief and read on…

“We’re trying to assemble a more prolific strike force at West Ham and I’d love to have [Thierry] Henry here,” Sullivan told The Sun. “Our club is in debt but a striker of his quality and standing would make it a great deal. Henry is still up there with the best.

“I’ve made an offer which would make him the highest-paid player in the club’s history.

“And it’s a serious offer because Henry could walk into almost any Premier League side’.

The former Arsenal man has been linked with a Hollywood move to the MLS, but it is inconceivable he would miss out on the opportunity to play in a season long relegation battle in one of the most scrofulous parts of the country under the auspices of a sex line Baron and a crotchless knicker salesman.

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