The life of the modern football is beset on all sides by distraction.
Some fall into the clutches of Madam Booze. Some like fast cars, drugs and putting three grand on a greyhound to help them pass away the time that could be spent mastering how to beat the first man when taking a corner or getting a high score on their Playstation.
Our man Jermain like nothing more than chasing skirt. Looking through this gallery, there appears to be a theme emerging. But I can’t quite put my finger on it.
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