Chelsea Captain John Terry seems incapable of staying out the public eye. A close second would have to be James Cordon. Imagine our lack of shock when both parties hooked up to make this little gem.
What would be good for everyone is if Terry could look as at ease when wearing his England shirt. What is it setting him and the others so on edge that they looked like men about to face a firing squad?
Over to you, Mr Capello.