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Jose Mourinho rejects La Liga duo, paving the way for Manchester United switch

jose mourinhojose mourinho00The Manchester United faithful who can often be found here in the Transfer Tavern were an anxious bunch yesterday, after news emerged that Jose Mourinho was being lined up for a switch to Valencia.

It had caused some of the Red Devils here in the Tavern to start panic buying extra pints to calm their nerves ahead of the seemingly unthinkable.

One United fan has just thrown open the doors of the Tavern with a huge smile on his face and holding a copy of the Daily Star, who are today claiming that the ex-Chelsea boss has told Valencia and Real Madrid that he has no intention of moving back to La Liga.

The Portuguese boss is hoping that he has done enough to secure a move to Old Trafford in the summer and will not be accepting any other jobs in the meantime.

One United fan is ecstatic and rushes straight to the bar for a round of tequila shots for him and his pals. He says Mourinho is perfect for United and has everything crossed for his arrival in the summer.

Manchester United fans, would it be the worst thing in the world if Mourinho went elsewhere? Will he definitely be United boss next season?

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