Mercoledì 23 Dicembre 2010 – Wednesday 23rd December 2010
The weekly footballing events have depressed me so. But it is Christmas so we must all be happy. It is my favourite time of the year, and I like to sing the carols, my favourite is the jingle bells and the one by Richard Cliff, I think it go… mistletoe and wine, I donno, my singing is rubbish.
In Italy we don’t have the Christmas number one, so I was very confused about all this fuss over the factor x and machine with the rage. They were both not very good, I wished the Muppets were at the chart toppers, their song was too funny, I nearly broke my anterior cruciate ligament laughing. Stevie G say his missus could do a better job, he talk so much rubbish.
It has been another tough week, I donno if I like the English football, I cannot play, maybe there is something wrong with my legs that I donno about, the ‘Gaffer’ – the funny word – will not let me play. I asked Jamie and he spoke to me in Spanish I think, but I no sure. He might have said I must be patient; I still no have a clue what he say to me.
I have all my presents and will now go back to my beloved Roma, to see the Coliseum, after my holidays – I know I wont be playing against the Wolves – my mama has missed me so much and it will be great to see her again, but I must stop off in Serbia to have the placenta treatment on my injuries to make them better. Or maybe by the time I get back Signor Rafa will not be the manager. Maybe we can get a good Italian manager to help us out.
I must wish everyone happy Christmas and wish Liverpool some winning luck. Maybe if I played a match we would win, this is how good I am.
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