Manchester United fans here in the Football Transfer Tavern are either nursing a huge hangover, or they are still drunk from the night before.
The latest claim from Metro is one of the few things that has actually put a smile on their face.
Wayne Rooney is reportedly ready to consider extending his current deal with the struggling club, finally giving them some good news.
United and David Moyes in particular have come under some rather heavy flack in the last few weeks and the viral images that have been passed around the tavern are hilarious, if we do say so ourselves.
As our landlord pours a pint and fills up the olive bowl, he notes that by getting Rooney to pen a new deal, it is a major sign that the club are actually still able to keep and attract the top players in the world.
There are of course still massive question marks over the future of Robin van Persie, with rumours of unhappiness and a break down in relations between the forward and Moyes, so this latest Rooney news could not come at a better time for the club.
Will the arrival of Juan Mata help persuade Rooney that the future is indeed bright at Old Trafford? Let us know your thoughts below.
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