So where is Rooney going to end up? Madrid, Manchester (Red or Blue), or Perth??
Yeah you read it right, rumour has it that England’s own wonder-kid supreme was set to jump ship and follow in Robbie Fowler’s footsteps to A-Leaguers Perth Glory, swapping the North West of England for the South West of Australia in a sensational shock move.
According to the Aussie club’s website, Fowler had sold the club and all of its merits (can’t have taken long) to Rooney, and the Scouse striker was that taken by the prospect that he has declared his interest in joining the Aussie outfit.
Alas for the Aussies, this was all a Robbie Fowler prank that snowballed.
They’re legal over there, aren’t they 😉
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