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Mike Ashley’s Manager Wishlist Leaked

The Footballing World has been shaken to it’s very foundations in the Durham area today as Mike Ashley’s secret wish list was discovered by a waiter in the Star Of BungAll Indian restaurant in Newcastle.

Chris Hughton has done a sterling job at St James’. His bouncebackability rating is nine over ten all day long. He was the assistant to 37 managers in his time at Tottenham and his time at Newcastle showed that Spurs were right to retain his services for so long. He has demonstrated great man management skills and was voted Man Of The Millenium by Staples in Gateshead.

One look at the list only reiterates the desire for an appointment of a new Newcastle United manager with more gravitas and more experience. Mike wants sexy back.

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