MILF Alert, It’s …Lizzie Cundy

By Escapini

Posted on April 19, 2010

Old liz is a what you might call a Super WAG. Or perhaps a Great, great WAG.

If you had to guess how much cosmetic surgery work Super Wag Lizzie Cundy has had…what would you guess? We can’t say for sure but we estimate something like 62% silicone, 8% cellulite and 30% non bio- degradable materials including botox, filler and breast implants. ..

Some classic Liz from her own website: “Lizzie was up bright and early on Saturday morning to appear on BBC NEWS talking about cosmetic surgery and the importance of finding the right surgeon and liposuction being the last resort.

She hosted the auction for Teen Boundaries UK at BAFTA yesterday, is off to Nick Ede’s party tomorrow and on Thursday is going to the Retail Jewellery Awards.

And she’s in pre-production with the new series of ‘So Would You Dump Me Now’ for Wedding TV and gearing up for another year as the face of fantastic Clix hair extensions by Racoon International. No rest for the wicked!”

Holy death by lobotomy gone wrong, Batman. It’s Alan Partridge but with lady bits. It’s so confusing…

Tory Boy Jason survived testicular cancer but still has the ache about something judging from his occasional but always tense pundit appearances on Sky Sports.

Come here, there’s more purilty – this time from a tanning company’s website : ‘BeauBronz was the choice of tan for the beautiful and glamorous Lizzie Cundy at her recent Bollywood wedding to renew her vows with former Chelsea footballer Jason. She says the “Tan is Amazing!’

Aside from Jason, Lizzie does a lot of work for charidee. That’s a blessing, but should she do anything even more inane than her CV to date, rest assured we’ll be on it like white on rice.