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Movember : Football’s Top 5 Face Fuzzers

It’s November, and for many men, (and some unfortunate women) it’s that time of year where upper lip warmers frequent the facial expressions throughout the month.  

Since the inception of the Premier League, we have been entertained and horrified by some cracking moustaches over the years, and here are five of the best.

david seaman

Not many nose ticklers get better than one of England’s greatest ever goalkeepers in David Seaman. With his trademark ponytail and sock sized moustache, Seaman remains one of the most iconic characters in football, for his talents, and facial hair.
Joey Barton
Pretty fitting that one of footballs worst characters also resembles one of histories worst people.  Now he is in France, I wonder if another resistance will pop up just so he can be kicked out once more.

One of footballs maestros back in the day, his talents were certainly not overlooked, although his facial arrangement in the mirror obviously was whenever he looked in the mirror.  It looks like tarmac.


Take note Joe Hart, if you want to go down as one of the greatest goalkeepers, then grow a slug on your face.  Southall joins Seaman in the goalkeeper club for having what looks like a live animal occupying the space above his lip.
Bruce Grobbelaar - moustache

The more you stare at it, the more it sucks you in.  Grobbelaar goes down as one of the greatest goalkeepers to ever play for Liverpool as they dominated the 80’s, for some of us younger fans though, that incredible facial hair remains the key memory.

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