Pornographer and part time director of ailing football club Athletico Newham, Mr David Sullivan was said to have spent much of yesterday being flabbergasted. This isn’t apparently some ancient form of flagellation, but an old fashioned word perhaps most similar to the modern day phrase, ‘gobsmacked’.
The diminitutive dynamo seemingly is outraged that Tottenham Hotspur would have the audacity to hijack his plan to nip in and sell crotchless panties relocate their football club to the Olympic Stadium after the Games have finished. I didn’t realise that bad ideas could be copyrighted.
Now there are many reasons for and against Spurs scrapping their construction of the proposed Your Name Here Stadium, but most of them are emotional.
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