Crystal Harris is the latest squeeze of a kind hearted elderly American gentleman by the name of Hugh Hefner. Hugh has a very big house and sometimes he helps out young busty blondes who are stuck for somewhere to rest their weary heads.
Crystal grew up in Ye Olde Rose and Crown pub, near West Bromwich Albion’s Hawthorns ground. All her family are fans of the newly re-promoted Baggies.
Crystal is not just a Playboy Playmate, but also a budding pop star. “My dad used to perform for the drinkers and I’d sing along with him. My mum says it’s in my genes and that’s why I’m now embarking on a career in music.” And Crystal has just secured secured a £12m seven- album deal with Org- anica Music Group.
“When I told Hef about the deal he cried.” I bet he did, Crystal, I bet he did.
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