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Proof That West Ham Fans Are* Classy People

A men’s magazine has dropped actor Danny Dyer’s advice column after it controversially advised a reader to ‘cut his ex-girlfriend’s face’.

Popular ‘lads mag’, Zoo magazine was flooded with a storm of complaints by ordinary people; not to mention male and female domestic violence campaigners after the star of the football hooligan B movie, The Football Factory gave controversial advice in his weekly column ‘Ask Danny’.

A reader named ‘Alex from Manchester’ had written to this week’s edition of Zoo, asking the actor how to get over a recent love split.

Emotionally retarded Dyer replied: ‘I’d suggest going out on a rampage with the boys, getting on the booze and smashing anything that moves. Then, when some bird falls for you, you can turn the tables and break her heart. Of course, the other option is to cut your ex’s face, and then no one will want her.’

Dyer, you are the moron’s moron, the imbecile’s imbecile. Please, go be tough in your own mind kill your stupid self as soon as possible.

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