SOME footballers are loutish individuals who swear in mixed company, it has emerged according to extensive research courtesy of the very good indeed The Daily Mash.
Roy Hobbs, a subscriber to a front row seat at The West Ham, said: “I had recently witnessed a young fellow called Rooney – of the Lancashire Rooneys, I believe – complete a trio of goalifications against our young gentlemen.
“I happened to comment, as he celebrated in front of me, that it was an excellent performance for a man of his frame.
“He immediately told me to go to heck or he would poo in my panties. I fainted dead away.”
Martin Bishop, a supporter of The Liverpool, added: “I recently watched my team play The Chelsea. It had been a lovely match until young Mr Lampard missed a opportunity to score and then shook his fist and said ‘knob’.
“I’ve never seen so many people drop their ice creams.” for the full article please go to http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/footballers-uncouth-201104043685/
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