Do Not Sell My Personal Information
  1. Home
  2. Chelsea

Rooney Is ‘Just The Tip Of The Iceberg’

SOME footballers are loutish individuals who swear in mixed company, it has emerged according to extensive research courtesy of the very good indeed The Daily Mash.

Examination of the television footage of recent matches has shown some of the leading players using words like ‘poo’, ‘knob’, ‘heck’ and ‘panties’.

Roy Hobbs, a subscriber to a front row seat at The West Ham, said: “I had recently witnessed a young fellow called Rooney – of the Lancashire Rooneys, I believe – complete a trio of goalifications against our young gentlemen.

“I happened to comment, as he celebrated in front of me, that it was an excellent performance for a man of his frame.

“He immediately told me to go to heck or he would poo in my panties. I fainted dead away.”

Martin Bishop, a supporter of The Liverpool, added: “I recently watched my team play The Chelsea. It had been a lovely match until young Mr Lampard missed a opportunity to score and then shook his fist and said ‘knob’.

“I’ve never seen so many people drop their ice creams.” for the full article please go to

To Top

Article title: Rooney Is ‘Just The Tip Of The Iceberg’

Please leave feedback to help us improve the site: