Manchester City

Rooney’s Despicable, But Here’s An Idea…

George Caveney's had enough....

Someone may well say this before me, but what the hell. On the same day Pompay announce they’ll probably disappear shortly, despicable Mr Rooney gets his £180,000 a week contract through thinly veiled mercenary tactics.

Here’s an idea – Wayne and others who command the kind of wages partly responsible for Pompey’s likely demise – have a rummage through your jeans pockets and see if you can come up with enough to save them. I think you can manage that, and for once you might earn some genuine respect from the rest of the country. Buy the damn club and GIVE IT BACK TO THEM.

I feel for Portsmouth. It’s a bumhole, and their football club’s pretty much had it. Hopefully the coincidence of the extremes in the two top tiers of English football might just jerk some of us into the light.

Come on EPL millionaires. You in particular, you greedy, hateful, jug-eared potato-head. Quit paying for sex you’d never otherwise experience and show US you’ve ACTUALLY GOT SOME BALLS.


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