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Spoof: A score update on Arsenal boss vs. Chelsea boss!

Good job you weren’t in the Football Transfer Tavern last night. It was our weekly pub quiz but things got pretty heated between a couple of teams.

‘Arsene Wenger’s Wonderkids’ accused ‘Jose Mourinho’s Men’ of some underhand tactics – basically, popping to the toilet every two minutes and, you’d imagine, Googling answers.

Obviously, I wasn’t going to follow blokes to the urination station so I made the executive decision of confiscating all phones.

This didn’t help things, though, as the Arsenal punters wouldn’t drop it.

After a few insults back and forth – ‘Wenger’s Wonderkids’ accused ‘Mourinho’s Men’ of embarrassing themselves – things turned a bit violent and one Chelsea customer is now barred for jabbing his finger in someone’s eye!

This sadly ended the quiz – much to the dismay of ‘Quiz in my Pants’ who were running away with it – and my landlord called both team captain’s into his office (which also doubles up as the staff room and kitchen).

Before he went to speak to them, my landlord asked for my version of events and I wrote down what exactly happened. You can find it below if you’re interested…

Jose Mourinho Arsene Wenger

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