Sometimes I think the punters in the Football Transfer Tavern need to realise there is more to life than football.
Nearly a fortnight ago Arsenal comfortably dispatched of rivals Tottenham Hotspur in the FA Cup third round. However, since that stroll in the park for the Gunners, we’ve had to segregate the bar – Spurs fans one side and Arsenal the other.
It’s pathetic but doesn’t look like ending anytime soon – Yesterday, I made a last ditch James Bondesque dive to stop a Spurs fans lobbing a bar stool across the divide.
The problem is that this animosity is scaring away other punters and, as a result, our rivals ‘Rumour Bar’ posted record profits for last week.
Any ideas on how I can calm this situation down? The landlord is threatening to ban all Arsenal and Spurs fans if this isn’t resolved quickly.
Whatever I decide to do, I definitely won’t be asking Lukas Podolski to defuse the situation…
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