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Spoof: Arsenal star’s skills land him a career change!

Ask anyone here in the Football Transfer Tavern and they will agree with you. Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil is simply sensational.

There is no end to his seemingly magical talents. In fact yesterday we were considering if the player could give Harry Potter a run for his money! Now, our latest viral image has our punters putting down their pints and having a giggle at the bar.

We have been presented an image of the Arsenal superstar in a call centre. Now whilst this may confuse some fans, the ones who watch Ozil week in, week out know exactly why this is funny.

The Gunners’ record signing is well known for his ability to create numerous assists and has the best record of anyone in Europe over the last five seasons. Amazing really when you consider this is measured against the likes of Barcelona pair Xavi and Andres Iniesta.

He shone again in the weekend victory over Stoke City at the Emirates Stadium, racking up just the three key assists, for the three Gunners goals. Impressive!

Now it seems that should Ozil decide that football is not for him, he could well put his assisting talents to good use. A job in a call centre could be ideal for the German international – he would be able to assist people all day long, nine to five!

As one of our punters quips from the pool table, there is even a programme on BBC3 entitled The Call Centre which he could perhaps consider taking part in!

Some former stars of sport choose to go on Celebrity Big Brother when they retire. Ozil should probably consider the call centre instead!

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