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Spoof: Does anybody know the whereabouts of this Tottenham ace?

My landlord is always going on about: “Helping the community.” Usually, these are just empty words, but, when he said it last night, he clearly meant it, as we have a new community board in the Football Transfer Tavern.

Basically, it is a place where our punters can post various messages – i.e things they’re trying to sell or rooms they have to let – and it is already proving successful.

Here’s a few that our customers have posted:

Two bedroom flat to rent with a balcony view that oversees the Emirates Stadium. Apparently, if you’re over 30, then you can only rent it for a year at a time (clearly Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger posted this).

For sale: Cristiano Ronaldo signed Real Madrid jersey and a Lionel Messi signed Barcelona shorts – I imagine there will be a lot of interest in those given that they face each other in the Copa del Rey final, tonight – Which, by the way, is live in the tavern!

The next post is my favourite! Who said Tottenham Hotspur fans don’t have a sense of humour!? Or maybe Spurs gaffer Tim Sherwood posted it himself…

Erik Lamela

Click below to find out how mini can be mighty!

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