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Spoof: Early glimpse of Tottenham boss’ Christmas present!

It is that time of year again; the Football Transfer Tavern’s Christmas decorations are up and spreading cheer from the jukebox to the smoking area.

The punters are always in good moods from now, right up until New Year, which makes my job easier and more enjoyable.

We even have a Crimbo special this year, which is, anyone who dons some Christmas themed attire will receive a free alcoholic beverage of their choosing – no doubles!

Furthermore, each year we do a ‘Secret Santa’, which always proves to be really popular.

Last year, I had picked my landlord’s name out of the hat and because he isn’t the most humorous of guys I bought him a nice Lynx set (despite wanting to get him a candy thong!)

This year, I picked one of our regular’s names out of the hat. This guy supports Tottenham Hotspur and despite the lack of goals for Spurs being no laughing matter, I’m sure he will see the funny side to the gift I got him.

Quick, take a look before I wrap it up.

Andre Villas-Boas

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