For anybody who missed it at the weekend, Mesut Ozil proved he is even capable of assisting his own mouth, when he spat out a piece of chewing gum and gently kicked it back into his mouth without it touching the floor. Yes, it really was amazing.
But how would other players compare? Luckily, someone has come up with this rather handy infographic to illustrate how they think other professionals would get on.
First of all Fernando Torres would miss conclusively. Obviously.
Sergio Ramos would just get it out. Defenders instincts after all. If in doubt, get it out.
Luis Suarez would come close, but those buck teeth would prove a problem. Good for biting Chelsea defenders though.
Marouane Fellaini would continue the form he has shown this season by missing his mouth completely and getting the gum stuck in his ridiculous afro. Nightmare.
Aaron Ramsey’s current form would suggest he could well manage it, but at the expense of a celebrity who suffers the death curse every time he scores. This time it will allegedly be Justin Bieber.
Real Madrid defender Pepe would just get angry and stamp on it, and probably get himself sent off in the process.
And Phil Jones would panic and pull another ridiculous face, as he has been doing all season as Manchester United have slipped into 12th place – just for anybody who didn’t know…
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