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Spoof: Is Manchester United ace the Premier League’s most energetic?

Just the other day in the Football Transfer Tavern, we were discussing Wayne Rooney’s eating habits, as an image of him selecting a Chupa Chups lolly went viral.

Following Sir Alex Ferguson’s comments in his recent autobiography – we have a copy in the toilet for those, erm, longer pit stops – about Wazza’s weight, you can imagine the stick the punters gave poor Wayne over the lolly picture.

One Manchester United customer took particular umbrage with the ‘bantering’ of the Red Devils ace and came in last night looking pretty pleased with himself.

He asked me to turn off the jukebox – I wasn’t happy about this as I’d just selected a bit of Jackson 5 – stood on a bar stool and held up a picture displaying Wayne Rooney and a caption.

It appears that a few of punters owe the former Everton player an apology.

Although, just because something has gone viral doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true…

Wayne Rooney

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