Spoof: Manchester United ace can’t help volunteering for special role!

An exciting title race means one thing for the Football Transfer Tavern staff…long days.

Given this is the most exciting title race since the Premier League began, our landlord wants to capitalise on the hopes and dreams of the Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea and, even a few of the deluded, Arsenal punters we have in.

We’ve found that when a team is doing well, their supporters are a bit more carefree with their money and instead of getting a few extra pints after a win, they decide on a bottle of our finest champagne.

This season has been a sorry one for Manchester United supporting regulars and they rarely open up their wallets anymore.

They’ve been cutting glum figures in the tavern ever since they realised they must have an opinion on who they’d rather win the Premier League.

Do you go for your geographical noisy neighbours Manchester City? Or do you go Liverpool, that for the last 30 years or so, you’ve been taught to hate?

Manchester United

Click below to find out how mini can be mighty!


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