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Spoof: Manchester United ace gets sugar rush!

The long shifts, the same old faces and the same drinks; life at the Football Transfer Tavern can get pretty repetitive for the employees, especially during the international breaks.

In order to pass the time, I usually end up having the most random and pointless conversations with the punters. Just last week we ended up asking one another ‘Would you rather be locked in a room for 48 hours with Nicklas Bendtner or be on the receiving end of Zinedine Zidane headbutt?’

The most recent topic of conversation to arise has come from the latest viral, which involves Manchester United and England ace Wayne Rooney.

The majority answer was “Cola flavoured”.

I personally think he is a strawberry kinda bloke.

What about you? What Chupa Chup lolly do you think Wazza was going for?

As long as the former Everton player doesn’t have too many before England take on Germany, then the Three Lions have every chance of showing that the Chile game was nothing more than a freak result.


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