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Spoof: Manchester United boss plots his revenge!

I tell you what; this whole Wilfried Zaha and David Moyes’ daughter story is exactly why I tell my landlord I don’t think the Football Transfer Tavern should be on Twitter.

The Manchester United ace took to the social media website to deny claims that he was popping in at Lauren Moyes’ back post.

Like myself, or any of my punters, I don’t want childish nonsense clogging up our timelines.

Anyway, ranting aside, you do have to question why the Red Devils winger has been continually left out of United’s match day squads, especially after starring for the England’s Under-21’s in midweek.

It is clearly getting to the former Crystal Palace player, as tensions boiled over with fellow Under-21 star Ravel Morrison in the Lithuania game…perhaps they’re both fighting for Lauren’s affections?

Either way, Moyes must have his reasons and, for arguments sake, lets say the rumours of Zaha and Lauren were true, and coupled with United’s recent form, the former Everton man could do with some, erm, light relief and Ryan Giggs has just the solution.

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