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Spoof: Manchester United misfit finally put to good use!

Last Wednesday night, the Manchester United punters were in full swing, in the Football Transfer, following the Red Devils mauling of an embarrassing Bayer Leverkusen.

It will be good for business to have the United customers in a good mood because they tend to stay away from the tavern when David Moyes’ side fails to win.

After the game, there was a real buzz around the name of Shinji Kagawa, with a few Borussia Dortmund hipsters, who were chilling by the jukebox, telling us that, that was like watching the Japanese international during his time in the Bundesliga.

There has been many a claim in the tavern that Kagawa should be playing more centrally, all of the time, but that then rises the question of who Moyes should drop?

A bloke, whose face I hadn’t seen in the tavern before, piped up about Marouane Fellaini and said: “Drop that useless midfielder we signed from Everton! He isn’t even good enough to wash the dishes”

Well, actually…

Marouane Fellaini

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